Competition

I'm offering a prize of a new copy of The Artist's Way book to whoever can write the best, most comprehensive, funny, biting, cruel or anything else critique of this blog or myself.

"Why this blog is such a crock of shit"; "Self deluded, narcissistic claptrap" and "God's gift to blogging" are all possibilities. Feel free to go wherever you like with criticism or praise.

A minimum of 750 words are required. Please use the "comments" section below for the piece. Please enter an identifying name, and post an email address to my own email address, for confirmation of authenticity and/or prize.

Judging will take place when enough entries have been submitted.

This competition is not open to any other aspects of myself; alter egos, subpersonalities, nor anonymous usernames that are secretly myself.